Categories: Humour

The Lie Detector

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.

The man decided to try it out at dinner. He asked his son, “Where were you during school hours?

The son replied, “At school, of course!

The robot slaps the son.

OK, I was at my friend’s house watching a DVD,” de son said. 

The dad asked, “Which one?

Kung Fu Panda”, answered the son.

The robot slaps the son again.

Ok, ok… it was an erotic movie!” admitted the son.

What!? When I was your age, I didn’t even know what an erotic move was,” said the dad.

The robot slaps the dad.

The mom starts laughing. “HAHAHAHAHA! He is your son after all!

The robot slaps the mom…

JD Lagrange

Blog: Under Grumpa's Hat (Grumpa.ca) Life / Humour #PuraVida - Canadian 🇨🇦 in Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Other medias: https://linktr.ee/jocelyndarilagrange

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