Humour

Canada’s Naughtiest Road Map

Everyone remembers their first grand Canadian road trip a little differently. Some recall the mountains rising like old guardians along…

1 week ago

When Fabric Judges Back

I have come to the conclusion that clothing sizes are less a system and more a personality test. In one…

2 weeks ago

The Philosophy of Shared Showers

When the last kid moves out, a strange thing happens in a long marriage. The house gets quiet. Suspiciously quiet.…

2 weeks ago

The Snooze Button Conspiracy

If there were a world championship for lying, alarm clocks would dominate the podium. Silver medal might go to politicians…

2 weeks ago

Ten Times We Tried Role Play

After thirty years of marriage, Daniel and Claire found themselves sitting on a beige couch across from a calm, well…

4 weeks ago

Cart Wars: The Unofficial Olympics

I am convinced grocery shopping should be televised. Not just as background noise on some lifestyle channel between “How to…

1 month ago

Golf Lessons They Never Saw Coming

When the woman joined the country club, nobody bothered to look twice. She was not flashy, did not float in…

2 months ago

The Awkward Dance of Small Talk

Small talk is the social equivalent of elevator music. Nobody asked for it, nobody enjoys it, yet somehow we all…

2 months ago

Snip Happens

There is a sacred moment in every barbershop and salon when the professional leans in, scissors poised like a priest…

2 months ago

The Unwritten Rules at 35,000 Feet

Air travel is not complicated. We have somehow convinced ourselves it is, but really it is just a large metal…

3 months ago