Categories: Humour

It Is What We Have Become

It snowed last night… So this guy got up this morning, looked out the window while having his coffee, got dressed and went outside. Feeling the cool air and the white snow, he decided… why not?

8:00 – He made a snowman.

8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked him why he didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 – So, he made a snow woman.

8:17 – His feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 – The transgender man..women…person asked why he didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 – He was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 – The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 – The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 – The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 – The council equality officer arrived and threatened him with eviction.

8:45 – TV news crew from CBC showed up. he was asked if he knows the difference between snowmen and snow-women? He replied “Snowballs” and he’s now called a sexist.

9:00 – He was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 – He was asked if he has any accomplices. His children were taken by social services.

9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for him to be arrested.

By noon it all melted…

Moral of the story: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

JD Lagrange

Blog: Under Grumpa's Hat (Grumpa.ca) Life / Humour #PuraVida - Canadian 🇨🇦 in Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Other medias: https://linktr.ee/jocelyndarilagrange

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