When these young ladies thought they were in for a good time, they never thought that it would be cut short, finding themselves in a rather embarrassing situation. This old farmer sure was witty and a quick thinker.
An elderly farmer in Florida had a large pond on his property, down by his fruit orchard. One evening he decided to go down to the pond and took a five gallon bucket to pick some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard female voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in the pond.
Standing by their pile of clothes, he made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!“
The old man thought for a second and said, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or to make you get out of the pond naked.“
Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the alligator!“
Moral of the story: No matter their age, men will be men and they won’t pass on an opportunity to see the naked body of a woman. Don’t be fooled by their age, old men can still think fast.
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