Categories: Humour

The Taxi Driver

A woman and her 13 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the ladies of the evening (prostitutes) were standing by the roadside.

The Boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?

His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.

The Taxi driver turned around and said; “Why don’t you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money. Said the driver.

The Boy’s eyes got wide and asked; “Mummy is that true?

His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied; “Yes.!!

After a few minutes, the boy asked; “Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?

She replied; “Most of them become Taxi drivers.”

Moral of the story: Silence is golden. Don’t mess with a mother.

JD Lagrange

Blog: Under Grumpa's Hat (Grumpa.ca) Life / Humour #PuraVida - Canadian 🇨🇦 in Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Other medias: https://linktr.ee/jocelyndarilagrange

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