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Swing and a Missed Memory

Ethel had been swinging a golf club nearly every day since she retired at 58. Now 83, she came home one afternoon, parked her clubs by the door with an exaggerated sigh, and dropped into her chair like someone who’d just walked the Sahara.

Her husband, Harold, who was a spry 89 and still wore his old golf cap indoors like it was glued on, looked up from his crossword.

“Rough day on the course?” he asked.

“I’m done,” she said flatly. “My eyes aren’t what they used to be. I hit the ball and then it just… disappears. Might as well be swinging at air. What’s the point if I can’t even see where it lands?“

Harold stood up slowly, his joints cracking like popcorn. “Take me with you tomorrow. We’ll give it one more go.”

Ethel raised an eyebrow. “You? You can barely hear the toaster. What help are you going to be?“

He puffed out his chest a little. “My hearing’s shot, my knees creak, but my eyes? Still sharp as ever.”

So the next morning, they made their way to the course. Ethel lined up her shot, gave it a good whack, and watched the ball sail into oblivion. She turned to Harold, hopeful.

“Did you see it?“

“Of course I did,” he said with a confident nod. “Tracked it the whole way.“

She beamed. “Perfect! So… where’d it land?“

He scratched his chin. “That’s the part I forgot.”

Moral of the story:

Aging might blur your vision, but laughter sharpens the view. And sometimes the journey matters more than knowing exactly where the ball landed.

JD Lagrange

Blog: Under Grumpa's Hat (Grumpa.ca) Life / Humour #PuraVida - Canadian 🇨🇦 in Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Other medias: https://linktr.ee/jocelyndarilagrange

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