Funny

When Christmas Went Off-Key

Every December, music executives pretend they have a choice. They don’t. Christmas albums show up like distant relatives who drink…

10 months ago

Confessions of a Word Police Imposter

I been noticing a serious problem in society, and I figure I’m the only one brave enough too point it…

11 months ago

The Fly on the Wall

Ever wonder what a fly’s day looks like? You shouldn’t. But since you’re already here, buckle up your six imaginary…

11 months ago

The “I Love You” Experiment

They say love softens over time, but apparently, so does saying it out loud. That became pretty obvious one Saturday…

11 months ago

Black Coffee and an Identity Crisis

He looked a little out of place. An old cowboy, dust of a thousand trails still clinging to his boots,…

11 months ago

Deep Thoughts from a Shallow Pillow

Ever have one of those nights where you’re lying awake, staring at the ceiling, and your brain decides it’s time…

11 months ago

The Great Indoor Climate War

If you’ve ever shared a home with someone through a cold season, you already know this battlefield well. Forget politics…

11 months ago

Autocorrect: Humanity’s Final Warning

I’m convinced autocorrect wasn’t invented to help us. It was created by bored engineers who thought, “Let’s see how many…

12 months ago

Pardon My French Roast

Let’s face it, coffee is the only drug society not only allows, but celebrates. It’s the lifeblood of civilization, the…

12 months ago

The Validation Nation of Social Media

Social media was supposed to connect us, but it feels more like a bad group project where nobody knows what’s…

12 months ago