Categories: Humour

The Old Man at The Truck Stop

An old man was eating at a truck stop, minding his own business, when three dangerous-looking bikers walked in.

The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into his pie and then took a seat at the counter.

The second biker walked up to the old man, spit into his milk, and then took a seat at the counter.

The third walked up to the old man, turned over his plate on the table, then took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly paid and left the diner.

One of the bikers said to the waitress, “Humph, not much of a man, was he?

The waitress looked out the window and replied:

Not much of a truck driver either. He just ran over three motorcycles with his truck!

Moral of the story: Don’t piss off an old man, as his revenge may not come in the form that you would have expected. Wisdom and experience have their virtue.

JD Lagrange

Blog: Under Grumpa's Hat (Grumpa.ca) Life / Humour #PuraVida - Canadian 🇨🇦 in Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Other medias: https://linktr.ee/jocelyndarilagrange

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