One day, there was a fly that was flying around in a barn when he noticed a huge fresh pile of crap sitting on the barn floor. The fly lands and starts eating.
He eats some more, and then he ate even more. Even when he knew he was finished he still ate more.
Once he just couldn’t eat more, he tried to fly away but he was too full and heavy to lift off the ground. He noticed there was a pitchfork leaning up against the barn door. So the fly climbed all the way up to the top of the handle and jumped off. Too heavy, the fly hits the ground and dies.
Moral of the story: You should never fly off the handle when YOU’RE FULL OF CRAP!
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