Categories: Humour

Behind Every Successful Man…

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm. While on the boat, surrounded by the amazing creatures, the owner of the place launched a bold proposal;

Whoever dares to jump in the water, swim to shore and survive, I’ll give you $100,000.

No one dared to move. Suddenly, a man jumped into the water and desperately swam to the shore while being chased by all the crocodiles.

With enormous luck, he reached the riverbank to safety, taking everyone’s admiration at the scene.

Shocked to see that anyone would be that stupid, the owner announced reluctantly;

We have a brave winner!

After collecting his reward, the couple returned to the hotel. Upon arrival, the manager, who had heard about the incredible story, told him how brave he was to jump.

The man replied;

I didn’t jump, someone pushed me!

His wife smiled…

Moral of the story:

Behind every successful man, there’s a woman who pushes him…

JD Lagrange

Blog: Under Grumpa's Hat (Grumpa.ca) Life / Humour #PuraVida - Canadian 🇨🇦 in Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Other medias: https://linktr.ee/jocelyndarilagrange

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