Humour

Cart Wars: The Unofficial Olympics

I am convinced grocery shopping should be televised. Not just as background noise on some lifestyle channel between “How to…

4 months ago

Golf Lessons They Never Saw Coming

When the woman joined the country club, nobody bothered to look twice. She was not flashy, did not float in…

5 months ago

The Awkward Dance of Small Talk

Small talk is the social equivalent of elevator music. Nobody asked for it, nobody enjoys it, yet somehow we all…

5 months ago

Snip Happens

There is a sacred moment in every barbershop and salon when the professional leans in, scissors poised like a priest…

5 months ago

The Unwritten Rules at 35,000 Feet

Air travel is not complicated. We have somehow convinced ourselves it is, but really it is just a large metal…

6 months ago

Farm Economics and Animal Instincts

The farmer had arrived at that uncomfortable stage of adulthood where hope and overdraft protection nod politely to each other…

6 months ago

The Lost Sock Diary

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who have lost a sock to the dryer, and liars.…

6 months ago

Tropical Heat and Poor Judgement

Suspicion does not age well in the tropics. It ferments. Add heat, humidity, and too much time on your hands,…

6 months ago

Make It Make Sense

I’ve reached that golden age where confusion no longer startles me. It just mildly offends me. I don’t ask questions…

6 months ago

When Muscles Aren’t Enough

The pub had a reputation, and like most good reputations in Canada, it came with a story that grew a…

6 months ago