I am convinced grocery shopping should be televised. Not just as background noise on some lifestyle channel between “How to…
Small talk is the social equivalent of elevator music. Nobody asked for it, nobody enjoys it, yet somehow we all…
Air travel is not complicated. We have somehow convinced ourselves it is, but really it is just a large metal…
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who have lost a sock to the dryer, and liars.…
I’ve reached that golden age where confusion no longer startles me. It just mildly offends me. I don’t ask questions…
Somewhere along the evolutionary timeline, pets quietly decided they were done being animals. No announcement. No manifesto. Just a slow,…
If there is one place where human dignity goes to take a breather, it is the public washroom. These tiled…
There’s a peculiar stage of life couples reach where the thrill of seduction doesn’t fade, but it does… well… wobble…
If you have ever found yourself three thumb-swipes deep into someone’s TikTok feed thinking, “One more scroll won’t hurt”, congratulations.…
I been noticing a serious problem in society, and I figure I’m the only one brave enough too point it…