Humour

Farm Economics and Animal Instincts

The farmer had arrived at that uncomfortable stage of adulthood where hope and overdraft protection nod politely to each other…

2 months ago

The Lost Sock Diary

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who have lost a sock to the dryer, and liars.…

3 months ago

Tropical Heat and Poor Judgement

Suspicion does not age well in the tropics. It ferments. Add heat, humidity, and too much time on your hands,…

3 months ago

Make It Make Sense

I’ve reached that golden age where confusion no longer startles me. It just mildly offends me. I don’t ask questions…

3 months ago

When Muscles Aren’t Enough

The pub had a reputation, and like most good reputations in Canada, it came with a story that grew a…

3 months ago

Caffeinated and Barely Civil

Coffee is the only addiction where, instead of an intervention, people buy you mugs with slogans. “But first, coffee.” “Coffee…

3 months ago

The Password Delusion

Passwords are the biggest con job humanity ever agreed to without reading the fine print. We were promised security. What…

3 months ago

Fur, Attitude, and a Mortgage-Free Life

Somewhere along the evolutionary timeline, pets quietly decided they were done being animals. No announcement. No manifesto. Just a slow,…

3 months ago

Monkey See, Monkey Shrug

The Costa Rican jungle wakes up long before humans do, and it does so without asking permission. The air hangs…

3 months ago

Winter Without a Pulse

January used to mean layers. Serious layers. The kind where you dress like an overstuffed sausage just to take the…

3 months ago