The 50th Wedding Anniversary

Ethel and George are an old couple, and they are sitting at the breakfast table the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

Filled with love and nostalgia, Ethel looked at her long time husband and said, “George, do you remember, 50 years ago, we were sitting at this same old table having our first breakfast as a married couple?“

“Yup“, answered the old man. “The only difference is we were sitting buck naked.”

This gave Ethel an idea. “For old times sake, why don’t we take our clothes off?”

The couple undressed and sat back at the table, eating breakfast.

“You know, George, my tits are just as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago“, said the old lady out of the blue.

The old husband, without missing a beat, replied: “I imagine dear. One is in your oatmeal and the other one in your coffee cup!“

Later that evening, as they are going to bed, Ethel had something planned. All of these years, she had kept the lingerie that she wore on their honeymoon night. She put it on in the bathroom and, standing at the bedroom door, she looked at her husband of 50 years, sitting in bed, reading.

“George… do you remember this clothing?“, she asked in a sexy voice.

“Yup“, said the old man. “Isn’t it the neglige you were on our honeymoon?“

“Wow, you remember that“, said the woman in awe. “Now, do you remember what you told me back then when you first saw it?“

The old man puts his book down, thinking… After a few seconds or reflection, he nodded his head. “I remember. I said come over here so I can suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out!“

Getting excited by the situation and the fact that her husband remembered their honeymoon night, Ethel continued: “So George… what do you say NOW?“…

George looks at her from head to toes a few times and said:

“Mission accomplished!“