Categories: Humour

Dr. Seuss Updated

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My body’s drooping

Have trouble pooping

How did it get so late so soon?

It’s night before it’s afternoon.

December is here before it’s June.

My goodness how the time has flewn.

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my ass.

JD Lagrange

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