Categories: Humour

The Bible Study

A teenage boy recently aced his driving test and approached his Dad about using the family car.

The Dad proposed a deal, saying, “If you can raise your grades from a C to a B average, dedicate some time to studying your Bible, and perhaps consider a trim for your hair, then we can discuss the car.

The boy pondered the offer, ultimately agreeing to the terms. After about six weeks, the Dad commended his son on the improved grades and Bible study but expressed disappointment about the untrimmed hair.

In response, the boy reasoned, “Dad, I’ve been thinking. In my Bible studies, I’ve found that Samson, John the Baptist, Moses, and even Jesus had long hair. They all made significant journeys on foot, too, you know.

Without missing a beat, his Dad retorted, “Did you also notice they walked everywhere they went?

JD Lagrange

Blog: Under Grumpa's Hat (Grumpa.ca) Life / Humour #PuraVida - Canadian 🇨🇦 in Costa Rica 🇨🇷 Other medias: https://linktr.ee/jocelyndarilagrange

Recent Posts

When Plans Fail, Life Begins

Claire had spent three weeks in Costa Rica, and like most people who go there…

1 day ago

Equal, Not Identical

There’s something odd happening between men and women these days, and it’s not as progressive…

4 days ago

Not Everyone Claps

There’s a curious chill when you start to rise,A quiet shift in the way they…

6 days ago

Aging: Not the Enemy We Pretend It Is

There is a simple truth most people spend years trying to outrun. Aging is not…

1 week ago

Canada’s Naughtiest Road Map

Everyone remembers their first grand Canadian road trip a little differently. Some recall the mountains…

2 weeks ago

The Seat He Left Behind

For many years, I held the same man. He was not a large man, but…

2 weeks ago