There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who have lost a sock to the dryer, and liars.…
I’ve reached that golden age where confusion no longer startles me. It just mildly offends me. I don’t ask questions…
The pub had a reputation, and like most good reputations in Canada, it came with a story that grew a…
Coffee is the only addiction where, instead of an intervention, people buy you mugs with slogans. “But first, coffee.” “Coffee…
Passwords are the biggest con job humanity ever agreed to without reading the fine print. We were promised security. What…
Somewhere along the evolutionary timeline, pets quietly decided they were done being animals. No announcement. No manifesto. Just a slow,…
The Costa Rican jungle wakes up long before humans do, and it does so without asking permission. The air hangs…
If life were a baseball game, most of us would be hitting nothing but curveballs. Some days it feels like…
If there is one place where human dignity goes to take a breather, it is the public washroom. These tiled…
There’s a peculiar stage of life couples reach where the thrill of seduction doesn’t fade, but it does… well… wobble…