Humour

The Queen’s Itch

Once open a time, there lived a stunning Queen renowned for her large breasts. Nick, the valiant Dragon Slayer, harboured…

2 years ago

St-Louis Finds Ways to Boost Offense

Montreal Canadiens head coach Martin St-Louis sat in his office, staring at the statistics that spelled out his team's offensive…

2 years ago

Hughes Finds Ways to Fix Logjams

In the bustling world of the NHL, Montreal Canadiens General Manager Kent Hughes found himself in quite the predicament. He…

2 years ago

The Habs’ Ménage-à-Trois

In the enchanting realm of the Montreal Canadiens, where hockey meets hilarity and puck passion, an unconventional romance was brewing.…

2 years ago

Humorous And Serious New Year’s Resolutions

What would the New Year be without those countless resolutions, right? At my age, I have made countless resolutions, most…

2 years ago

Politically Correct Christmas Contract

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,…

2 years ago

How To Cook A Turkey

I can't figure out why but each and every year, I can't seem to remember how to cook the turkey…

2 years ago

Buy Your Own Gift

As we get older, buying Christmas presents becomes a chore and when you reach retirement years, for many, it's a…

2 years ago

An Optimist And A Pessimist Christmas

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too…

2 years ago

Behind Every Successful Man…

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm. While on the boat, surrounded by the amazing creatures, the owner…

2 years ago